I CAN'T CUM UNLESS I GET THROW LOOPED
A downloadable visual novel for Windows, macOS, and Linux
A yuri kinetic novel about fighting games and frustration, both sexual and otherwise. For fans of fighting games, women, or just anyone who has ever questioned why they love their hobbies.
Created start-to-finish by Team LDCLLL in about six weeks for 2026's TOXIC YURI VN JAM 2.
Features:
- A little under 10k words (about an hour's worth of reading) of miserably-competitive lesbians, and their love/hate relationship with both each other and a video game
- An original soundtrack
- An extensive amount of fighting game terminology
- A glossary for the above-mentioned fighting game terminology
- A tiny bit of voice acting
- An accessibility option to switch the font to OpenDyslexic
- Fight stick clicking noises
While I Can't Cum Unless I Get Throw Looped has no nudity and is not explicitly pornographic, this visual novel still contains an extensive amount of sexual themes and should not be played in the workplace or by anyone under eighteen years of age.
Credits:
- cite - Concept, writing, script, logo design
- EmeliaK - Music, additional writing
- FBFishslap - Art, character design, background photography
- ShaneARang - Music
- SiwonWrites - Programming, GUI design, editing, background photography
- Somecallmejohnny - VO
Click for spoiler-y content warnings:
- Worryingly-unhealthy sexual frustration
- Implied gender dysphoria
- Dubiously-consensual sexual outercourse
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Development log
- 400+ Downloads Celebration Image8 hours ago
- Patch, Mac version, and thank you for nearly 400 downloads!2 days ago
Comments
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I enjoyed this!! I'm ambivalent to fighting games, but I appreciated the tight writing and compelling characters. It was cute watching them go back and forth, loved them both by the final scene. This worked really well in the length it was.
The love for fighting games from the team is very palpable from start to finish (and felt in the inclusion of a glossary)! When SF6 came out I dedicated quite some time to learn it, this game made me want to go back to it and who knows, go to a local tournament maybe? Also great yuri
THE MOST TOXIC YURI IN FIGHTING GAMES!!!!!!
ICCUIGTL is, primarily, a love letter to fighting games. It's about playing them, and sitting in the dark and wondering about what the hell went wrong with your hobby. The energy that comes off these girls when they play is electric.
ive never played a fighting game more than a few rounds of smash bros wii with some cousins. but now i wanna go learn some combos and end up at my local scene to see two baddies hate each other
I knew this would be great when I saw the fighting game glossary but it exceeded that. Really fun time
hey that was neat
Huge w for bridget mains
This is what I aim to do when I hit people with three 50/50s in a row as Bridget Guilty Gear.
Huge W for loser trans dyke gamers everywhere
Captured what it's like out there for trans dykes who play low tiers
Maybe one of the greatest things ever made, as a passionate fighting game player I found this game funny, insightful, and hot. Gotta find a rival now...
genuinely i think this is what real art is. i don't play fighting games but i'm thoroughly invested in this yuri
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Short but thoroughly amusing. All my time spent learning fighting game terminology was for this, surely. Fang is so normal btw, most normal woman alive